I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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