belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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