After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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