Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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