i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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