so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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