he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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