seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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