Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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