Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize
