Its about making memories worth repressing
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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