ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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