Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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