Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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