i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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