Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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