is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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