I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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