My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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