Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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