I must be too annoying 4 u.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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