i would punch a child for taco bell
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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