Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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