2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
