...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
high people should be assigned attendants
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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