mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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