Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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