I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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