Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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