she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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