Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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