Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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