it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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