he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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