i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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