sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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