Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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