he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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