Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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