Do vagina's smell?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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