His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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