you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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