i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
