i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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