New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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