I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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