Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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