i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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