Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.