So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.