I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My balls are so social today.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration