we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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