I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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