And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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