But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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